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You are now worth…

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The phone rang.

“Hello”

“Hi da. This is Guggu!”

“Guggu!! How are you da? You are calling after a long time…”

“I am OK. I am still searching for a job.”

“Oh! Is your 10th and 12th mark still the issue?”

“Yeah. Everywhere I go, it is an issue. I am not sure what to do.”

“What are you planning to do next?”

“I think I will get married. I have completed engineering in Sathyabama. So I think I will get atleast 8 lakhs…”

“Oh!”

“Yeah! I can start a business with that money…”

“…”

“Why don’t you also start looking for someone? You can get atleast 10 lakhs, considering the fact that you are in an MNC.”

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“So you believe in dowry…?”

“Yes and No”

“What do you mean?”

“If I get a girl who is very beautiful, I will not get any dowry. But if the girl is not beautiful, I will get dowry. Hey! What are you doing?”

“I think my skull is fractured. We need to get to a hospital now!”

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“I hope you will not be receiving any dowry.”

“It is a custom da. I don’t think I want to interfere with customs and traditions…”

“So I guess you are planning to make a brother suffer, just as you have now sacrificed your dream and career to pay off the debt incurred from your sister’s marriage…”

“Ah! Hmm… Er… Hmmm…”

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“I now have the capability to buy an ice cream. Someone does not have it. Does it mean that I should not since he does not?”

“Have you heard someone attempting suicide since they could not eat ice cream???”

All conversations in this post are true. Names have been changed to protect privacy. You can find a related post here.

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